Go-Gurt

Who in the blue-eyed world buys Gogurt? Who cannot help but be repulsed by their ridiculous commercials. "Lose the spoon"?? What does that even mean? Are spoons so uncool these days? I guess they don't appeal to the hip up and coming generation of 9 year old wannabe street racers and ghat-packing G-Funks. So, spoons, we've had a good run together, but it looks like sucking on a tube of artificially colored yogurt is the thing to do. I'm afraid you've been replaced.

In other news, so many commercials are so dumb, which makes the parent companies they represent look dumb. For instance, I'll never switch to Progressive car insurance because of their stupid commercials with the lady who has voodoo internet powers. I'll never eat Shedd Spread Country Crock because I don't like watching 2 talking hands converse about butter. And then there's Subway. Oh my lands, what in the world made them stick Jared Fogle in the forefront of their ad campaigns? Was it his finesse on camera? His on-screen chemistry with the other actors? His rugged good lucks? Probably all of the above. And what about the blone guy who was trying to be his replacement? He certainly showed some promise as the "New Jared". What a bunch of boneheads. Slubway is a sinking ship and it's all because of their commercials.