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Monday, July 26, 2004

Everyone should have a hit French Album

Do you remember the movie, The Glimmer Man? That was a real rip-snorter with Zaz, Kapowza and Bing-Bang. Anyway, the leading man has decided to pursue a career in music: www.nonsoloblues.com/steven_uk.html. And I just love french music played by an ex-action star. Do you remember when Arnie started doing Hotwheels commercials in Russia or Halle Berry was doing Maggi noodles commercials in the Philippines? Well, it's sort of like that except that Stevie is singing. I mean, he sort of knows how to talk, but to sing? I don't know about that. And why hasn't he released his chart topper in the states? Anyway, here's some more HP predictions for you:

-Ron doesn't die
-Harry dies
-Demetors are burned in the depths of the sun
-Harry teaches the Dark Arts class
-Hogwarts gets High Speed Cable Internet
-Harry must return to see the Spider King for an extra special request
-Hermione is kidnapped by the darkside and almost turns

More predictions later. M to the C to the A.

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