Real Muggles

I've recently contributed a large amount of time to studying the works of NK Stouffer, the woman who REALLY invented Muggles, Magic and Mayhem.  If I had the money, I'd donate to her cause.  You can tell that JK Rolling is a fraud because her books are terribly written and the whole story behind the story of HP, the one where she made the whole thing up on a napkin in some coffeehouse or something, I mean, c'mon.  That's a fake napkin story if I've ever heard one.