This is an outrage
I cannot believe what I am reading. The Jared Fogle is set to reappear in Slubway ads. This is for no joke. The Jared is returning to your television set boxes. You might recall, I had an interview with Jared Fogle, which you can view here and it's about halfway down the page under the date "Wednesday in Mirkwood". But it's like I've been saying for years, The Jared is a corporate spammer who possess no real marketable characteristics other than being a poster boy for a floundering organization. If you want really good slubs, and you are in Florida, try Firehouse. If you are in Washington, try Blimpies. If you are in New York, try Machievelli's.
I'm not going to lie to you. I used to work at Slubway. I worked there for all of about 1.5 months. I did enjoy getting free slubways and giving discounted slubways to my friends, but the hours sucked, the pay sucked, Jared sucked and the building sucked.
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I saw Jared Fogle infront of RC Willey in Provo, Utah. It might have been a look-alike but I'm pretty sure it was him. He was just sitting there eating a sandwich, but I think it had more that 7 gms of fat in it.
Oh, I wanted to ask you what Mr. Fogle would do now that Fat is in again and Carbs are out, because he obviously lost all of his fat weight, but what has he done about his carb weight? I don't agree with Slubway using someone with so much carbs still in his body! Oh MY GOSH!
July 14, 2004 at 12:52 PM
Yeah, I know what you mean. Jared is not fat and all, but what about his carbs? Slubway has carb friendly raps, but does Jared appreciate the carb friendliness? And what about that blonde guy? Has anyone checked his carbs out?
July 14, 2004 at 1:19 PM
In principle, a good happen, support the views of the author
November 24, 2010 at 3:48 AM
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