The Funess Index

Having recieved over 2 requests for a published funess index, here it is:

1 being no funess, 500 being average funess and 1000 being Maximum Funage to the XTreme!

1-Breaking your arm in a freak soccer accident
899-Skydiving, or thinking about skydiving
6-Internet Surfing
921-Reading Tolkien while in Mirkwood
7-Reading Tolkien at the mall
Priceless-Finding your younger sister's preadolescent "Boyfriend List"
853-Driving in the Philippines
224-Moving across country with an overloaded UHaul trailer attached to your four-door sedan
19-Getting married
999-Being married
856-Snorkeling
1000-Blogs
998-Commenting on Blogs
Agravating beyond all reason-Watching commercials
900-Talking back to commercials and wishing the TV could understand what you are saying
991-Traveling in Asia
11.7-Travling in the Midwest
900 1/2-Computer Games
0-Sleeping
3-Waitressing
887-Talking to Bill Frumix/Frakal Frakix
950-Watching movies while driving
foolhardy-Watching movies if you are driving
negative 12-Not Bloggsing
depraved indifference-Abandoning your blogs

So, there you are. Everything that can possibly happen ever, rated according to it's funess rating. Bob Costas didn't make the funess index, despite high pre-index concepts because of a good performance on Space Ghost, but has since mucked up his rating on the Olymoptics. Costas Out!