My glorious return to bloxxdom
Hello my internet peers. I haven't bloxxed in forhours ago, so here I'm am. I finished my demoreel twice this week and I think it's done. Again. So, I'm going to follow-up with some of these companies that I've applied to already in hopes that I have a job and don't have to go work in the Sonicare toothbrush mines answer techsupport phones about the toothbrush. That worries me. In other news, there is so much crap on tv right now. Here's my most hated ad catchphrases:
1. Gather 'round the good stuff.
This has to be the stupidest thing on tv right now. Search for Ad Report Card in google or MSN and you'll get a really funny article about the stupidness of this catchphrase. And who is that stupid old lady anyway?
2. I'm lovin' it.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. McDonalds no longer tries to pretend that people like their food, now they have to pretend that people just like McDonalds the organization. I'm lovin' it. Lovin' what, exactly?
3. Lose the spoon
The most hated catchphrase of all time. Lose the uncool spoons. They're holding back your rep.
4. Kitchen Fresh Chicken/Chicken Capital USA
What the crap is this crap? KFC, after trying to convince us that deep fat fried chicken is healthy, doesn't even include the abbreviation of their former name in their commercials anymore. Sightings of the Colonel are also equally rare.
What I'm saying here is that TV is so stupid. Don't watch tv for any reason other than Space Ghost, the occasional Simpsons, a few episodes of The Family Guy, Slubway, and that's pretty much it. Oh yeah, America's next top model. That show is T-Y-R-A Tyra! Sweetbees.


11 Comments:
What about the Noid?
October 8, 2004 at 9:58 PM
Come on, you know you love Lost and the invisible dinosaur.
October 8, 2004 at 10:29 PM
Your glorious return has not yielded anymore bloxxes.
October 12, 2004 at 6:18 PM
Yes, these are my thoughts also.
October 13, 2004 at 10:59 AM
Why do you resist the blog?
October 14, 2004 at 6:45 PM
The Green Bottle has grown a layer of green mold on it.
October 17, 2004 at 9:43 PM
What a shame that the pioneer bloxxer has let his blog go to seed.
October 18, 2004 at 11:23 AM
The blog king has perished!! Mourn Him!
October 18, 2004 at 12:52 PM
Let us set a fire in the blog king's motherboard.
October 18, 2004 at 6:02 PM
It is time for the Green Bottle to be reforged.
October 19, 2004 at 6:50 PM
I've already set fires to motherboards, thank you. Lets go home.
October 19, 2004 at 9:26 PM
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