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Tuesday, February 15, 2005

I didn't watch the stupid grammys

Like I just said, I didn't watch the stupid grammys or the oscars or the tonys or the bonys. Award shows are for clowns. What a bunch of clowns. In other news, I remember alot of stuff. For instance, I remember this one Sunday where Frumix decided that he was going to be a secret agent. He hold me thus: "All I did was walk a different way and Mom didn't even notice me!" Oh yes, Frumix, I'm sure that's what it was. Frumix was always full of funny things. But then again, I am too. And when I say funny, I mean, magic. One time I threw some magic dust on our backyard screen door and walked straight through it. How do I know this actually happened? Because Frumix saw me do it, that's how.

But anyway, celebrities are so stupid. The most annoying celebrities are the ones that have children and then think they are such good parents despite hiring 1-3 nannies for them whilst they go out and continue boozing or tweeking. Such losers. They should have their kids taken and placed in homes that actually want to care for them. So celebrities are so stupid, that's the point. The point also is that nobody should become a "celebrity" because they produce a explicit sex video. I'm tired of Hollywood. I'm tired of paying people to entertain me. I'm not saying that I don't enjoy being entertained. But the past couple years, I've shifted my recreational time towards playing with babies and videogames whilst cutting back(out) tv and movies almost entirely. I watch movies, yes. But it's been around 4 new movies a year and perhaps 1 of those is at the theater. And it feels great.

2 Comments:

Blogger Tyler said...

Do you remember trying to kill yourself with Dad's razor? Neither do I, but I've heard the story, and it makes ME out as the chump in the whole thing.

February 16, 2005 at 4:43 AM

 
Blogger Tyler said...

Do you remember trying to kill yourself with Dad's razor? Neither do I, but I've heard the story, and it makes ME out as the chump in the whole thing.

February 16, 2005 at 4:43 AM

 

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