We put the "Bad Journalism" in bad journalism.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

I'm the one that made up the term bloggercising

If you've noticed the front page of blogger.com, you'll see them use the word "bloggercising". I made up that word. They stole it from my blox to make tons of cash money. Why don't they pay me the cash money? Those hosers.

I had a good fathers day. I also have a good father. I also am a good father. My father is also a good father. See how that works? Do you know what I just did? I saved your life--in the future.

I'm going to buy a new mattress. It's called a sleepgood mattress. It's full of gold coins because it's like they say, when you sleep on gold, you're made of gold. Haven't you heard that? One thing I've noticed these days is everyone's obssascination with gold. Gold makes the world go round.

I've been playing games alot today because it's a holiday. A holiday much like the day the first Batman movie came out. Now there is a new batman that people are swooning over. Why are they swooning? Because they have forgotten their roots. They have forgotten that Batman is a public servant, not a millionaire philanthropist. People forget alot of things. People think that Batman is a scientist, which he is.

If a man claps there hand in the amazon jungle, will pirahanas eat the man? That's the question of the month. Someone should figure this out.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

I coined the phrase bloxxing

Due to changes in management, the Green Bottle's status has officially been changed to immortal. No amount of money could make me close my life's computer work. Even if that money came from Nordstrom.

In other news, my firefox browser is stupid because it won't open the profile manager. But in yet more other news, I was watching someone play World of Spacecraft the movie and it looked pretty good despite being yet another boring MMORPGDUSIGYSVHAFZ.

I think that in the wake of the Apple choosing to kiss Intel instead of IBM, we are going to see the CPU war really heat up. Because, if Intel can kiss Apples, why can't AMD? I've been saying it for years, Apple had a supersecret X86 version of OSX deep in their underground vaults. I'll switch for sure.

I've been playing Simcity 3000 and it's so fun I'm going to play it right now. Imagine that, sweetbees.