Dog Swapping

Have you heard of the new craze sweeping the nation-state of America.  It's called Dog Swapping and it's the hottest thing since Roomba the fitness miracle faked it's way into your DVD player with promises of health through spinning around your living room.  Ok, I admit it.  Dog swapping is totally bogus.  In fact, it's completely made up.  But there is some truth to it.  Dogs can be swapped.  But I should actually say "swopped" if you know what I mean.  So here's what you do.  You find a small dog, something that can fit in a bucket.  Grab the dog, and trust me, the owners of the dogs are totally cool with this, so no worries there, in fact they will probably thank you! Put the dog into a bag or something for safe keeping.  Like either a plastic garbage from Costco or maybe wrap it up safely in plastic wrap.  You get the idea.  So then take the wrapped up little dog and then place it into a bucket.  Then fill up the bucket with hot water.  Dogs love hot water anyway, so they would thank you if they could talk.  Then, put some kind of cleaning agent into the water, something like ammonia or bleach.  Soft scrub bleach would work too, but you'll want to put a bunch in.  So now I know what you're thinking.  You're thinking "Ok this is great for the dog and everything, a hot chemical bath while wrapped tight in plastic wrap, but when do I get to have some fun too?!"  Ok here is the fun part I promise.  Take a mop, I'm sure you've got one laying around somewhere.  This is what you're going to do.  With your mop, swish the dog mixture around in the bucket!  See, the sw in the word swap is from the Swish and then the opping in the word swopping is from mopping.  Now you know the origin of Dog Swopping.  But enough about that, lets get back to these dogs.  They love this!  So you get the good feeling about playing with your dog and then you can even use the dog to mop your floor, so then your floor gets clean.