Dog Sledmobiling

As the reigning king of sled dogmobiling, I've seen my share of sled dogs and mobiles.  Of course, as the goal of sled dog mobiling is to knock over as many dogs as you can with your sledmobile, I've seen plenty of dogs knocked over.  Because I'm the champ.  I'm the top ranked dogger.  But I'm also glad they are introducing a new guinea pig category this year for the younger entrants into the sport.  Plus they aren't as fast so it's easier to hit them with your sledmobile.  In other e-sports news, the world championship of DOTA just happened.  The most boring game genre ever conceived is the biggest e-sports category.  But that's kind of the same thing with nascar too though.  You have a billion people flocking to nascar "races" every year only see the cars go around the track over and over again at a regulated speed.  And you have all these infatuated lovesick MOBA crushes falling all over themselves while watching someone else play a super boring game with a fixed outcome.  I wish we could just ask ourselves if either of these two "sports activities" is worth the time and money.