Finger hangups

After 10 years of dominating the blog scene, this blogger has decided to hang up his fingers.  I say fingers, because you use your fingers with a keyboard.  To type things. That's what that phrase means.  Anyway, this will be my last entry because I'm hanging up my fingers.  It's been a road filled with blogs and food and blogs about food and food about other food.  All in all, it's been mostly about food.  And when I look back on this blog, I will think mostly about my precious readers and food.  But mostly about my precious readers' food.  That's because I'm in ur fridge eatin ur fuds.  And that's how you punk someone.  I just punked the entire internet because you thought I had hung up my fingers, but in fact, I just hung up YOUR fingers and now YOU have to quit blogging.  But that's how things work in this business.  Or, should I say, worked, because you don't have a job anymore in this business.  Or should I say, bloginess. Either way you're fired.  Just like recent presidential unhopeful Don "The Donald Trump" Trump used to say on his hit food show "The Appfoodtice" where he would fire unlucky food creators for not using all the ingredients.  But seriously I quit.