One ring to rule the mall

And in the Waldenbooks bind them.  You see it's funny because of the play on the word bind.  Books are also bound.  Waldenbooks is found in malls, which the one ring rules.  It all ties together in a fantasy-inspired piece of humor.  And isn't that what high-fantasy is all about?  I mean the entire genre is just full of humor.  And history.  Actually that reminds me of the best line from the once incredible, now terrible movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.  "The world is full of history."  I think the movie would have aged better if they cast Zach Morris as Rufus.