I watched Pride and Prejudice and all I got was this lousy life-changing experience

You can't watch P&P without feeling the heart ache of the Bennet sisters as they struggle to set Mary up on a date with Mr. Whingly, the rich ne'er do well Army brat officer. It turns out he is a scumbagging dance partner though, but try and forget that part because in the movie when he finally asks Mary to dance and she's like "Whatevs Immabee reading this book about caring for rabbits in ancient Sparta" and he's all "Fine you know what I'm going to ask Jane to dance because she is otherwise unengaged and her looks are tolerable." It was a huge blowup in the movie, but then after shooting was over, they made up and danced the Macarena on roller skates and then Anne Hathaway broke through the wall and sang Don't Go Breakin My Heart.