Don’t touch that lock screen

I remember in the ages past where time is shrouded in mist and legend that I drew a picture called the odd plant in the corner. I thought it was pretty good, but in reality, or should I say, in the reality of our teletubby overlords, it really isn't very good. But I learned a valuable lesson that day. You can't contradict our invisible, omniscient Teletubby overlords. They know too much and they've seen everything. You just have to be a good Teletubby and let them play videos on your tummy and eat your tubbytoast. But seriously though, there are days it feels where I'm just being fed a steady diet of tubbytoast and it's making me dumber and it's making my blog entries dumber.