Sign spinning for the ages

Sign spinning in it's current form will not exist in the next decade. Spinners will have to get more creative with their moves in order to attract the most attention to the mattress stores, gyms and haircut places that currently employ them. We're going to see more triple backside 540's to a Zach Morris shuffle then we've been seeing. But we'll also see new combinations of Grounding Slipknots with a Twist finishing with a Split Grilled Cheese 180. The landscape will also get more competitive. As more spinners enter the market, the bar isn't going to start with the traditional Handspring Bounce-On One handed Sizzlebone. But expect to see spinners right out of spin school performing moves like the vaunted Milkshake Moose Muffleta to a 1080 Freeform Pincushion Hamhock. I'm here to tell you, if you can land one of those, you don't belong in this business.