Annie and Mr. Baldman

Daddy Warbucks, I just learnt, is the same person who plays Commando in the movie of the same name. Daddy Warbucks is also short for the movie Daddillion Warbucksomblitzer. In other more interesting news, two soldiers from China have completed the first digits replace/transfer. They have removed their fingers and toes and put each other's fingers back on the other's persons feet in opposite order. So now the one soldier's thumbs are in the pinky toe position on the other person's foot. When I asked them about why they might have done this, they simply said "Mew." I can't remember if I mentioned before that my next show is going to air on PBS. It's called Dirigible Abbey. I know the first thing that comes to mind and I have to say it's way off base. Robocop might share some similarities, but my legal team has made sure that our show is different enough to stay away from any potential copyright infringements. Detritus Abbey is the story of a girl and man and another man and another girl and another girl and another man and another man. These people meet some more people and then through a twist of fate and a twist of lemonlime, they each find love on distant planets.