The wrong side of the car

I was riding in a car the other morn and I was speaking to the driver.  He went on to explain that he was driving and not to bother him.  This is really interesting ok, I was talking to this person and he said to quit talking to him.  It was at that moment I realized that it was actually me that was driving the car and I had engaged in a conversation with myself.  Then I looked at the wheel and my hands were on the wheel.  It was truly interesting.  I'll tell you it was much more interesting that then two minutes of the Bolden Blobes that I watched.  The Blobes were a waste of time this year and all previous years as well.  Oh look how funny all the stars are. They're so witty and so attractive and so controversial.  Oh look one of them is doing something funny lets all laugh at the funny thing they're doing. It reminds me of that one part in Harry Potter and the Slander of Legitimate Authors when JKRowling McJKRowling said she wrote all those books and they turned out to be facsimiles of other prominent works of literature.  That was a serious hoot.  JK was hooting all over the place.