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Wednesday, January 01, 2014

See you in Hale

I was playing Metal Slug X, the finest in the series, while I listened to Dido. In the words of Dido, "I am what I am, I do what I want, and I'll play Metal Slug X till the cows come home...until you're reading here with me..." I saw something on TV that made me wish I threw up when I saw it because that's the most appropriate response. What's her bucket, you know, she's married to a Xenomorph, she had a "cooking" show on the television where she overused the words "basically" and "nice" and there were always pictures of her drinking with her groovy friends. I don't know her real name honestly. I do know she's the epitome of innocuous and if I ate anything she cooked, I would be so bored, I'd probably fall over from boredom. I'm using innocuous as a derogatory remark, not the usually connotative form. Anyway, she was on tv the other day and I wanted to make myself throw up, but I didn't. But it's like Sarah Brightman always says "From space, the planet is blue."

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