The pervasity of ubiquity

Let me ask you a introspective question.  Ok fine, nevermind. I was listening to Kelly Clarkson and I recently just learned that she is in fact related to Jeremy Clarkson of the show Top Gear and the motown musical group The Clarkson 5. Top Gear is a British motoring show. Can you hear the Britiannia in that statement? A motoring show. A show about motoring. Motoring about town. Of course this makes no grammatical sense so we need to translate it.  To translate this, think of a verb or action word, and then think of the source of the kinetic energy of that verb or the source of the motion or activity i.e. which stands for in example, jumping. Jumping is the verb, now think of the source of the kinetic energy for that action. In this case, its your legs. Jumping becomes legging. I'll use it in a sentence. I was legging around town and dropped my pocketwatch. There you go.