Tossed

I was pitching my new show idea at the new show idea people at the last PitchCon. It's a conference for pitchers and also other baseball players and fans. My new show is called Tossed. It's about a group of people, most of them completely unlikeable, that crash up on a deserted island full of other inhabitants. I even already have a fan group. They call themselves "Tossies" and they are simply rabid. One of them bit my arm and then said "I just bit the created of Tossed!" My bodyguards got eaten, but I made it out ok by using the old 2-ply trick. You take a roll of some high quality toilet paper like charmins or that one with the irritating talking puppy, and you remove half of the plys. Next, discard those plys. Finally, wrap the other half of the plys back on the roll and replace those in the package. Finally present those rolls of 1/2 plys to an unsuspecting person or persons. Finally watch the hilarious reaction as them attempt to use the plys only to find that they've been "Plyd." Anyway I used that trick to escape my rabid fans.