The Similarition

I was reading the Similiarition, which is a book by the famous author of many famous books, whose name is JRR Tulkin. You may remember him from such books as The Hardy Boys, The Nancy Drew Boys, The Grey Demon of Sanditon, Little Women of Horrors and Anger of Green Gables. His last and final book was called The Similarition. It's a prehistory of his other books. This means that it's a prehistory to events that have not yet happened. It's quite paradoxical if you ponder uponst it very long. To quote Giada Puscatelli or whatever her name is, "Basically" it's a story about the Vanir and the Nine Norse worlds. Hey I did a report on that in 6th grade. It was so good I can't even begin to describe it. I have the key to One-Eyed Willy. That was what my teacher wrote on the back of my assignment, right next to the A++ grade. I was motoring about town the other day and I chance to pip pip cheerio old boy govnah.  Action Go!  I also in that self same year did a report on the movie Conan the Barbarian.  I exposited about the high quality of the soundtrack.  As part of my report I went back in time to collect Conan the Barbarian, who was still being played by Arnold, and I brought him to the present where he acted as himself in the movie adaption of his life.  But I brought him to my school where he talked about making the movie and also about being a barbarian during the Hyborean Age.  I also nicely asked Basil Pouledouris to come and lead our school orchestra in The Riddle of Steel and Theology of Civilization.  Two of the very finest works of cinematic orchestra ever produced.  Then in the final years of the Hyborean Age, when the oceans drank Atlantis, hither came Conan a Cimmerian.