Different Strokes Different Pokes

It has somewhat come to my attention that the Food Channel is attempting to syndicate my 4 shows currently airing. It is doing this without my permission and I won't tolerate it. Cooking with Food is currently the top rated show on the network and syndication will only affect that rating. Perhaps postively, but also perhaps, negatively. My other 3 shows are actually just reruns of Cooking with Food but nobody seems to notice. Speaking of cooking food, I was talking with Norman Recog who is still deep in a legal dispute with Rachel Ray over her use of the word fantabulous. He was saying that they are going to renew my show for another 19 seasons which will be a first in the world of television. The previous record holder was 18 seasons of Samurai Catburger and Friends also produced my production company The Samurai Catburger Production Company.