Sings of the Thymes

I know it's a while since I have written my glorious writings for you to absorb like sponges. But I want to communicate effectively to you that I am still here writing my writings for your gastronomic enjoyment. In other news, the people who make those crisp wafers have sued the people who make paperboard packaging because they claim the paperboard infringes on their taste and texture patents on their crisp wafer products. Also in other news, our friends across the sea say the word Crisp instead of Chips. For instance, instead of saying "This cereal stays crisp in milk", they say "This cereal stays chips in milk." It's just a different way of looking at the word. Over here in the united states, we say These chips are crispy, they would say "These crisps are chippy." Or we might say, That kid is a chip off the ol' crisp. They would say "That kid is a crisp off the ol' chip." We might say "I just tossed this dog into the crispy woodchipper." They would say "This dog needs to get chipped by the crispmaker and turned into pancakes." It's just a different way of looking at the same words. In other words, it's a transsubstative phase of the word.