Claire McCatsville

I was talking about cats a while ago and it reminded me that I hate politics. The two party system is just a mess. Both parties are a mess and nobody knows what or who to believe anymore. That's where I come in. I have the cat knowledge to unite our wounded country and bring a new sense of togethercatness. Notice I did not say Catniss. Because I'm here to tell you that I read that book and it was like reading a Curious George novella. Also knotice that I did not say Catniss Evergreen because that would also remind me of the last time I read a Paddington Bear episode. I would also like to say something about dogs. Dogs are like cats, only bigger.