That will teach that library lady worker a lesson

This one time I went into a library and the librarian lady (because they are all ladies) hassled me about looking at other people's books on hold so I spend the next half hour moving books around in the library and screwing up their Dewey decibel placement.  Nobody will ever find Stacy Stitches or Dog Stories ever again.  Also this is a true story.  And seriously library ladies everywhere, please stop hassling the people that pay your salaries.  And also guess what.  I voted no on increasing funding for libraries.  And also guess what.  I returned my books on time so I didn't have to pay any fines.  As you can see library lady, I have skillfully defeated your passive aggression with my own more passive and more aggressive approach.