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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Don’t go breakin’ my arm

I couldn't if I tried. But that's because it's Colossus's arm and it's made of steel. I hope that in the next X-Men, Colossus kills Storm like he does in X-Men Days of Thunder. In other news, why so serious. You know I added a bunch of Why So Serious's in a previous blentry and so far they haven't set the world on fire. I think I need to go with something more here and now, something more edgy and something hip. Something like Paris Hilton. Yeah, that girl is the real deal. Paris Hilton Paris Hilton Paris Hilton. That should do it. Now traffic is going to flow here like a wheel of cheese rolls over a deaf boy in Europe which is then filmed for American audiences.

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