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Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Now..I….had..the time of my acting

This is going to surprise and shock and probably drive away a full half of my viewing audience, but when this song comes on my custom Pandora channel called "I had the time of my life radio" I just want to get up and dance, but not dirtily. Just cleanily dancing. It really is too bad though, Ferris Bueler's sister Jeanie was supposed to set the acting world on fire or the world of any other local parallel dimension. She did pretty good at first, blazing through Dirty Dancing and then Strictly Ballroom, but then she got that nose job and let me tell you, it was all down hill from there. Downhill like the ski slope of her new nose. She was able to pick up voice acting work after that, for instance as the titular character in Shrek and then the minions in Despicable Me and some videogame characters such as Yoshi and Ryu. But I thought we were going to see her on her own sitcoms and hosting America's funniest Home Videos and a guest star on Full House. But no, to see this would-be gem, you have to go buy tickets to The Phantom of the Opera where she is the current understudy for Woman in Mask #8. Jeanie Bueler, you will be missed.

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