Flipper Flops

I was watching this new realitainment show called Flip or Flop.  It follows the crazy world of a fake couple masquerading as husband and wife that buy cheap houses, do some minor cosmetic work on them and then sell them for huge profit for which they do almost no work.  It should be called Middle Men Floppers because that's what these people are.  Tom Shane of the Shane Company Direct Diamond Importers needs to eliminate these middle men like he has done with the diamond business.  Even though he has a deviated septum.  Or is it the Shang Company.  Like Shang Tsung.  I'm thinking it might actually be Shang Tsung, Usurper of the Throne of Outworld and eventually displaced Ruler of Outworld, who is eliminating the middle men.  That would make more sense.  But these middle men flippers should be flipped off with your middle finger because they are hosing up the housing market with their inflated prices and inflated sense of self worth.  If there were no house flippers in the world, and people bought homes they wanted to live in and fixed them up, we would have more affordable prices for everybody and also it would help stabilize the price of cheese.