Design on a dimwit

It's true what people say about Pacific Rim.  They say it's the best Hellboy clone since Hellboy 2, in case you hadn't heard.  This is because it's pretty much the same movie.  It has the same trademark Guillermo Del Toro acting and also giant monsters.  But it also has the trademark Benicio Del Toro acting who was so good in The Usual Suspects, an ancient movie by today's Standards of Ancience set forth by The American Standard Institute of Ancience (or ASIA).  They also write standards for backyard design, and so when they saw last night's Design on a Dime, they first said, "No dimes were harmed in the making of this backyard" but right after that they said "because this backyard is a terrible design, except for this delightful table with a cut out center."