An inkling for food

I had an inkling the other day.  That's because I caught him trying to steal my napkin at Applebees.  So I grabbed him and some of his ink squished out and then the waitress was like "Hey where did all this ink come from, we just had the inkicide people spray everywhere."  Just then the inkling bit my hand and jumped on the waitress.  She screamed and we tried to get the inkling off, but it was too late and she ended up a puddle of ink on the floor from which more inklings sprung forth and attacked the other Applebees patrons.  She was also pretty slow on refilling my beverage.  And she kept screaming about not wanting to be liquified into semi-viscous inkling spawning material from which more inklings would spring forth.  And it's because of these complaints I have, and several others, that I was forced to report Applebees to the Inkling Watch Committee for further investigation.  Or should I say further ingestion because if you eat an entire Applebees nachos, that's what you're doing.  Also I was watching Pacific Rim at Costco again and I noticed an error.  It occurs between SMPTE 0:09:15:01 and 1:52:59:01 of the movie.  That's because most of the movie is an error in that it could have been so righteous and yet it wasn't.  Therefore because of the multiplicative inverse property of 0, error.