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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

A stolen treasure map?

I was at work today, but then I came home and was no longer at work. For everybody that is watching, Lost is going to begin in about an hour. Should I watch? I don't even know if I care about that show anymore because it's just boring. There were already too many people to care about and now there are like infinity more people to care about. And then what about the "others"? Are we suppose to care about them? I tell you, 87 percent.

Have you seen Hellboy? I think it's pretty good. I think that guy does a pretty good job of being Hellboy. But I think that the even better job was done by the computer animatators who made that actor look like Hellboy. I didn't know a CG stand-in could look so real. Sort of like when I saw Catwoman and everything everyone said about how it could be the stupidest movie made in 40 years was validated. Because it is. The "creative team" behind that "movie" should be severly admonished about crimes against humanity.

Speaking of crimes, I like that one episode of the simpsons where Frank Grimes makes fun of Homer the whole episode. I also like the simpsons when they were funny. The good thing is that sometimes, they still are.

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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Once again, I have awoken

I tried to resist, but the bloxx'x keep coming after me to post amazing content on this blox. Anyway, I was watching some tv this evening and I thought that it would be cool if everything was a cartoon. If everything was a cartoon, would cartoons become real people? What if the cartoons were animals. Would they become humans or regular animals? And what about cartoon boats? Would they become part human part boat like that guy Turbo Teen? Even though he was a car, he was still part car.

Batman Begins would be cool if Batman begins was playing some Van Halen in his batcave and doing that thing with his arm that the guys from the future did in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what he's talking about. What a great movie.

America's Next Top Model is way sweet. It's like a model show and reality show all mixed up into one show. It's just awesome. I can't remember what happened last week though.