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Friday, December 09, 2005

The Sick of Moltar

I'm home sick once again, not to be confused with that really funny episode of Space Ghost though. I would like to give a shout out to all my peeps. Even though you are adorable and made of marshmallows, I must devour you. I must devour you. Peeps, both pink and yellow, Easter or Halloween, I must devour you. In other news, I heard that Peeps Inc. is going out of business. Did you hear why though? Because the CEO ATE ALL THE PEEPS!!! That, was what you call, "improv". I'm a master improvist. I was watching The Amazing Race the other day, which is by far the most boring with the most annoying family that I've ever seen in my whole life. What I'm trying to say are is the family though.

On my sick day, I think I might Bloxxx. Actually, I'm too busy to bloxx. I have to play Quake 4 and kill people from all over the world. Killing people with high-velocity metal chunks ejected from a piece of alien weaponry is probably my favorite passtimed. Did you hear about the funny joke about the movie called X3? Knock Knock--Who's There--X3--X3 who?--X3 gonna whip yo butt!!!

In other news, I don't really like X3 or X2 or X, unless you are talking of the spacesim shooter of the same name and designation. In other news, I don't even like Hugh Jassman or any movie he's been in, unless he was in Mansfield Park, but I can't remember if he was. I liked that movie. I like Xmen, I do, but I like the comic xmen. And as far as I see it, they are just about completely different. It's like trying to like something that is completely different that what you liked in the first place. I liken it to the issues of Spawn 1-i'd say about 40, maybe 50. After that, it's like reading a different comic book. I liken that to Dexter's Laboratory. If you've seen any new episodes, they aren't exactly like the original series. In fact, you could say, it's a different show altogether. I liken that to Gilligan's Island after they discovered the Harlem Globetrotters were living on the same island. I liken that this one episode of Lost where nothing happened, and all that happened was you found out that Kate killed her father and burned her entire vampire bloodline whilst they slept in their secret vampire catacomb doing things that vampires do. Hahaha, you thought I was talking about Lost, the show, huh, but I was in fact talking about Underworld the show.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's too bad that nobody comments on this really funny blox. I think it would be a blog of note by now because it's so funny.

December 10, 2005 at 11:45 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi. I was just looking around and this blox, I mean, blog is really funny. I officially nominate this blox, I mean, blog to be a bloogle blog of note.

December 12, 2005 at 6:55 PM

 
Blogger Jules said...

I thought you were talking about Lost Boys the show. Maybe you were talking about Lost Underground Boys.

December 21, 2005 at 7:43 AM

 
Blogger Jules said...

Have you seen Underworld?

January 11, 2006 at 5:28 PM

 
Blogger Jules said...

Do you remember that one time you walked with ghost in Paris but maybe?

January 18, 2006 at 5:20 PM

 
Blogger Orelon said...

Underworld rules you

February 5, 2006 at 2:29 PM

 

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