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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

The reason people don't blox anymore

For anyone that's been reading this blox over the past almost 2 years, will know by now that I know everything. And when I say everything, I mean, most things. For instance, I know that Dora the Explorer will always get to where she needs to go, despite having so many challenges standing in her way of getting to the Lost City. I also know that the era of bloxxing is coming to an end. Do you want to know the latest web trend? Well, keep reading.

First of all, let me ask you this question. Have you ever thought of owning your own business? Well, I've thought about that question many times. If you're like me, and you like money and financial stability, you would do well to investigate a little company I like to call Ampway. Ampway is not a pyramid scheme in the traditional sense. It's actually a reverse, opposite pyramid. The money still flows to top, but it does so in more of mirror-image fashion. If you are interested in hearing about what Ampway can do for you, please search for Ampway in almost any search engines and when you sign up for ampway, please use these credentials, thegreenbottle@ampmail.com. That will give me your money and then I will take all your earnings for the first 10 years of your tenure in the Ampway family.

Anyway, that's the next big trend in webmaking. The good thing about Ampway is that's so nutritious, you can have it whenever you want!

Sunday, March 05, 2006

SNL

I made myself watch SNL today just to prove to myself that it sucks as bad as I thought it does, and I was right. It's such a dumb show. But the biggest problem with it is that is un-funny. Painfully unfunny at some points, usually when there are people on stage talking.

I was playing a little game I like to call Curveball today. It actually is called curveball, but I like to call it that also. I'm building a new webpage today called Summer of Monkeys 3.0. With this webpage, I will herald the return of the internet to common people like myself who enjoy using the internet for anything related to non-productivity, such as blogging and discovering your element.