Adsense is for looserz

There is a way fun online game called something like, well, it has the word looser in it, but I can't remember the first word. It's fun though, not as much fun as Found Lost or Shore Acres, but it's good. Shore Acres might be the best prom evening simulation involving magic hot dogs ever created. If I wanted to make money with my blox, I would have hired a blogging consultant like the company I work for did. That is the stupidest profession I've ever heard of. I can consult for that too: You should blox and comment on other blox'x and you'll run faster and jump higher if you do. That's how you consult about blox'x. Take'n it to the hoop!

I'm a slave to my fans

Hi fans. I'm a slave to you. All you say is Blox Blox BLOX!!! And here I am, fulfilling my end of the e-bargain. An e-bargain is what happens when you're an e. E as in emphatic. An e-bargain is more like a 1/2 off sale, hence the bargain part. I used to buy everything when it was on sale. But that's because, oh wait, I have to go look at a spider.

Well look who was all wrong about me

You scored as Lord Voldemort. Evil and power hungry, you strike fear into the hearts of all wizard kind. Severus Snape 95% Harry Potter 95% Lord Voldemort 95% Albus Dumbledore 80% Ginny Weasley 80% Sirius Black 75% Hermione Granger 60% Draco Malfoy 60% Remus Lupin 45% Ron Weasley 20% Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...? created with QuizFarm.com

The state of animation

What a great state that is. Animation. Just the very word animation conjectures up a wide dissertation of rocks and other living things. I was playing Oblivion today and I found a camp with some bandits in them. I decided to slay the bandits from afar until they saw me during which I pulled out a large sword and dispatched the bandits. I'm looking for the right ingredients so I can summon what are called Atronachs to do my bidding. Fire, Storm or Frost. Anyway, guns don't kill people, guns do.

I was chatting with my sister, Lucy Loo. I have the new Windows Live Messenger. It's so cool. It responds to mouse gestures, so I can close the window by writing out the word "close" in a special area of the screen, using the mouse. It's so much faster than clicking on the X or pressing alt+f4.

In other news, Star Jones will be leaving The View. Like anybody even cares.