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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Another fine quality entry

Well, I can't say more than that, really, except that I like this new tool because now I don't have to log into to bloxxger especially since they haven't made me an honorary Blog on the Front page.  What I'm trying to say is that this new tool is a miracle of modern medicine.  Oh yeah, today in medical news, I used this tool to create a revolutionary AI for robot machines.

I am robot king of the monkey things.  Compute compute.  Most people that I know haven't seen Madagascar.  But that's because I don't know most people.  Here's something that will make you go bananas.  Did you know that bananas are actually made of millions of tiny little yellow bugs called banana bugs?  Before you open a banana, the bugs are actually just moving around freely inside the peel, but when you open it, the air outside is too cold for them and they freeze in the shape that they were last in, which is always the shape of a banana peel.  They unfreeze when you put the banana into your mouth, which is why it turns soft.  The bugs then swim down your thoat tube and into your food holder.  And that's where they are to this very day.

Today in robot news, I haven't watched any scifi for a good long while, but that's alright because Cartoon Network sucks and so does everything else.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Windows Live Blog thingy writer product monkeys

I've never used a thing like this before that writes your blogs for you.  Somehow it's reading my thoughts.  But seriously, it's actually just responding to my voice recognition.  People have been complaining a lot lately about how I don't blog.  Wait, computer, I said blog.  No computer with an x on the end.  B-L-O-X.  That's right ok.  Thanks computer.  So here I am bloxxing again. 

 

But what people don't know about anything is that I'm so busy programming revolutionary AI that nobody even knows what I'm doing.  Also, I'm writing a business plan for my own airline and coming up with ideas about being wedding photographers.  So I have tons of ideas, but this tool, does make it easier to bloxg.  Anyway, I played Marvel Vs. Capcom yesterday and I won.  It was fun.  So, the moral of the story is that you install an old version of quicktime, it's going to replace the new quicktime icons with the old ones that were made for Win 3.11 Workgroups.  I bet most people don't even know what that is.  Well, it's an early version of a little OS I like to call Linux.  Win 3.11 Workgroups is Linux built on the OS2 kernel.  That's what it is. 

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

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Monday, August 07, 2006

 
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