My first epic poem

This is called "Epic Poem"

 

Show me the

not money

Cuba Gooding Castro in Reeboks

Harry Potter and the Infinite Sadness

Snape Potter and the Power Windows

The popcorn machine in my office

makes

popcorn

not

wise decisions

Mr. Dick makes wise decisions

Have yourself measured for a suit of clothes directly

Your mom really does go to college

Scene

 

I know you probably haven't read an epoch poem before, so I'll explain a bit.  You take a bunch of stuff that only make sense to you, mess around with the punctuation, throw in some of your own opinions and try really hard to sound authoritative and finally add in some commentary on popular culture to bolster your credibility on the internet.  And that's how you make a blog.  I mean epoch poem.  Why so serious.