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Friday, July 16, 2004

Here's a little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane

I was sitting here thinking about The Neverending Story.  Remember the part at the end where Atreyu asks the Auryn to guide them to the Ivory Tower?  Well, after the Auryn glows a bit, some asteroids finish moving out of the way to reveal the Ivory Tower.  My question is this:  Atreyu should have just been more patient. 
 
Another thing about that great epic is towards the end, where Atreyu meets The G'mork, The Gman says "if you come any closer, I'll rip you to shreds", but later, or earlier, tells Atreyu that he has the honor of being the Gman's last victim.  So, my question is that the Gman shouldn't give conflicting advice.  If he's going to eat Atreyu he should have said, "Come closer, you who have the honor of being my last victim". 
 
I think one of the cooler parts of that movie involve The Southern Oracle.  I think they look pretty cool with all their un-earthly blueish glow.  Too bad they give Atreyu the wrong information about the boundaries of Fantasia.  If I were Atreyu, I sure would hate to have the wrong information about the boundaries of Fantasia, let me tell you!
 
My next movie that I'm going to see is probably going to be Spiderman 2 this weekend.  I still have to get some ticket prices though, but I'm going to try for the matinee tomorrow morning.  Matinee prices are still slightly reasonable.

1 Comments:

Blogger Tyler said...

Movies are the devil, the devil inside, the devil inside, every single one of us, the devil inside. I like INXS.

July 16, 2004 at 9:19 PM

 

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