I'm so tired

I'm so tired because I've taken too many personality tests. I have so many problems. I'm a paranoid, narcissitic guy with multiple personalities and strong anti-social tendencies. But I DO like sharks. And anacondas. You know that if I could a get a pet right this very minute and have it be at my house when I get home, I'd have to pick a king cobra. Do you know how awesome those things are? They are AWESOME TO THE MAX-TREME! I've seen several in zoos and I just want to have one for my own because they just look so sweetbees.