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I was at home today minding my own business when out of the clear blue yonder, I hear a knock at my door. I should have known not to answer it based on what I saw through the porthole, but I haven't had any human interaction for 5 days, and even myself gets a a little lonely sometimes. But I digress. At the door was a younger man, 23 or 24. He asked me to buy a newspaper subscription. I said, "No thank you." He said, "Can I ask why?" I said, "I don't read much." That's was pretty much it.

In other news, I just now tried some of that St. Ives Apricot Dry Facial Rub. Let me tell you something; I'm exfoliated--TO THE EXTREME!!!