Working from home

This just in, I got a new job stuffing envelopes! Yeah, a nice lady named Lorraine Harness sent me an email addressed to my email address and posed the question to me: Would I like to be making more money, right now? Well, I replied to Lorraine and said most emphatically, YES!!! The best part is, it's 3 dollars PER ENVELOPE! That means if I stuff 1000 envelopes per day, which they claim is the average, I'll be making 3000 (THREE THOUSAND) DOLLARS PER DAY!! Well, I haven't started yet, I had to send them $100 dollars to prove to them that I'm completely serious and fully motivated to stuff the envelopes for them. So now I'm just waiting for some materials that they said would be mailed to me so I can start stuffing envelopes from home! I'm so excited to finally end my financial woes! I'll be able to pay off all my student loans in less than 2 weeks and start saving for a down payment on a new home! Isn't this fantastic?!?!