I enjoy bad journalism

In my quest to produce bad journalism, I have come up with this simple scheme. I'll take a news story from a reputable source, but replace all the names of people with a teen idol aka Olson Twins, Lindey Holan, Abanda Vines, Hillary Dumbhead or Lizzy Macguire and then I'll replace whatever is happening in the article with shoplifting. I'll then sell these faux articles back to the reputable source as real news. I'll make a fortune in practically a fortnight.

In other news, my envelope stuffing job has basically fallen through. They didn't send me any products, so I'm down almost $1000 and no envelopes. I guess I'll have to look for another envelope stuffing company.