Working on the clock

Hello Internet. A comment was recently posted on the board about not finding anything funny on DGreetings.com. To that comment I reply: do you mean to tell me that someone saying they are going to pop corn out of "U" isn't funny? Well that makes me really fired out. Obviously, you have a humorisity problem.

In other news, most stuff sucks. But mainly Jared Flogul sucks. Did you know they are bringing him back to slubway commercials because of his singular wit and superior on-screen chemisty with slubway employees? I have yet to meet a slubway employee who has actually seen The Jared.