Hotdog Pizza

Everyone knows that when you put 2 delicious things together, it becomes twice as better right? Like fried fish and grape juice, or red hots and Lucky Charms. Well, hotdog pizza might be the most delicious thing on the whole planet. And while I've never had it before, it can imagine that it looks glorious. Delicious pizza covered with generous sized pieces of quality hotdogs. I do not however think is should like this. That looks revolting. It looks like pigskin pizza. And pigskin, while delicious when it's roasted on a spit over an open fire, is not good straight out of the microwave. If you are going to make hotdog pizza, please consult me first.