In my quest to find everything that is funny on the Internet

I have come across 2 sites. www.dgreetings.com and www.engrish.com. Both have enormous potential to get you fired for laughing to hard. At Dgreetings. com look at the e-cards and read some of the captions. For example: A woman is at a desk and she exclaims: I'm so angry I'm going to pop corn out of "U". Another example: You make me fired out!! Engrish is just that, engrish. If you don't know what it is, check out the site, it won't take long to figure it out. It's funny funny stuff. I'm full of appetite.