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Thursday, July 29, 2004

Hearty Meat Sauce

Have you ever seen a commercial this is so stupid because it makes it seem like whatever the product they are selling is something that will bring your family closer together?  On this one Slubway commercials of yesteryear, a father and a son are out on a boat fishing and eating slubway together.  Slubway wants you to believe that eating Slubway products will make you a better person.  Same with Pillsbury and Coke products.

Anyway, so what does this all boil down to?  That Britney Spears has lost the battle of the spotlight.  Hahahaha, I've been saying it for years.  She's on the way out.  I predict the next wave of popular music is rock for girls.  It's already sort of happening now, but it's going to get bigger.

And finally, here's today's Harry Potter predications:

-The Dursleys reveal themselves as powerful magic-users and defend Harry from dementors.

-The Order of the Phoenix is ambushed and mostly killed because of a traitor among them

-Hermione begins animagus training with Harry.  She is able to turn into a raccoon.

-Harries father is revealed to him by Voldemort as a Death Eater who betrayed his family, but was killed anyway.

As you can see, my predictions are bullet-proof.  I've already read the next 2 books anyway.  You can get there here.

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