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Tuesday, August 03, 2004

The Village has you

I have not seen the Village. I have seen the commerials though and feel as I know enough about the movie to write a review. The main character in TV is the creatures. And by creatures, I mean the red-cape people. They live in the forest and come into TV when the people paint the doors with red paint. Why do they paint the doors with red paint? I'm not sure yet. The commercials have eluded that the paint is used in some form of lumberjacking. The paint marks the doors that need to be cut down. The other main character in the TV is the yellow people, or the bee people as it were. They live in Bee World and somehow have "flown" into our world by way of an interdimensional honey pot. Because bees are attacted to honey. It's what they eat. That's why they are called honey bees. Bees are a fascinating creatures. They can dance and sing and play Gin Rummy. I remember playing a non-alcoholic form of Gin Rummy called Rummykube whilst I was in my youth. So, what is my verdict of the TV?

verdict: false

1 Comments:

Blogger Tyler said...

This movie was alluded to a long time ago by a music video by Blindmelon, but no one sees the connection but my and M. Shaman-man. Obviously the bees are offspring of the bee girl and the girl who sat next to me in history who used to suggest that we sing "No Rain" together. I can't remember her name but it was in Ravenscraft, I think, I can't really remember the teachers name either.

August 3, 2004 at 2:37 PM

 

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