I have been frightend

I was watching a trailer to a game last night. A game called F.E.A.R. I was feared. Actually, I was really feared. Maybe, I wasn't so feared as I was disturbed. So, in celebration of my disturbment, I've procurred this disturbosity index:

You know what numbers mean

889-F.E.A.R.
996-Resident Evil
744-Doom 3
573-When you put a peach into your mouth, forgetting that it's covered with coarse, living hairs
stupidity that reaches beyond the depths of the nexxus void-Madonna and Brit kissing
934-Little girl ghosts
997-The Ring commercials
13-The One Ring commercials
7-Mad Shark
982-Rippin' and Dippin' commercials
Maximum Disturbosity cubed to the Sweetbees!!!-Playing Doom for the first time

Anyway, seriously, FEAR, by my favorite studio, Monolith, looks INCREDIBLE. It's got Doom 3 quality models, but serious horror motifs. The trailer/e3 footage scared me right out. If I was someone who was not as brave as me, I might have even tried putting off going to bathroom last night, because I didn't want to venture off into the darkness. But like I said, I didnt' do that. I mean, that's just ridiculous, right? So, back to the game that is awesomeness, you should look at the footage. I downloaded a 311 meg vid and I will never be the same. Oh yeah, and I didn't avoid using the bathroom last night.