The past few days

The past has been hectic. Especially around that so-called War of 1812. But even the past few days have been pretty crazed. I finally have some semblance of a demoreel and presented it to two companies today. More tomorrow by email. I'm looking forward to getting a job, I really really really want one. In other news, nobody bloxxzz anymore. What do you have to say about that? Or maybe!!

A funky child with some words on my tongue

I'm working on my demo reel. It's look pretty sweetbees, but I wish I was done. If anyone is wondering about computers. Smeagol sent me a profane email today. Toadwart!

I would like to say that the demoreel is totally done

Sort of. Anyway, I'm doing some 2d stuff right now. I'm working on a fantasy mountain scene since mountains are really cool these days. Have you see the new Britney Spears commercials for the new Britney Spears fragrance? It's trashy yet sophisticated.

Here is Frumix'x most requested link

Link.

Those clowns in Congress have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.

I was watching Perfect Strangers the other day and it was the episode where Balky gets a new car, but Cousin Larry purposefully gets him a lemon. Oh Balky. My level is nearing completion. I'm going to start animating again after this and make an animation reel. That's still my favorite stuff to do, but this time, I'll texturize my character instead of leaving it not texturized. What a bunch of clowns.

My demoreel is just about done

We can bounce and we can make our juice. I've got gummy bears on the brain right now when I should have texture mapping on the brain. Can I help it if I wish I was a gummy bear? I actually know the recipe for their juice. It makes you super strong, but only once a day. Oh yeah, speaking of stupid idiots, I was watching tv and whudn't you know it, the Foglematic was on some stupid commercial about Slubway of something. What a corporate stooge. I hope he knows he's a corporate stooge and a loser sellout. What a bunch of clowns.

We can bounce and we can make our juice

Well, this is me here, talking about Gummy Bears. Have you ever wondered what would have happened to the show if all the Gummi's from Gummy Glen stepped into Gummadoon, never to return to our world? What would have happened to the series? I'll tell you, because I've thought alot about it. The name would have been changed to Gumma Bears, and Cubby and Sunny would have gone off to do their own thing, like that one part in Dinotopia. The first book in that series is so cool. It's like a really cool thing that you have and that doesn't stop getting cooler, just because of age. I watched a movie today called Napolean Dynamite. It's really buzzarro. Fun, but weird, in a fun, weird kind of way. You should only see it if you are weird, but like fun stuff. On TV today, I saw a show about demoreels. Then I realized I was watching my own life through my demoreel. It's like I was playing a level of myself making a demoreel. But I couldn't exit the level. So, even now, I'm really just playing a demoreel of myself making a level inside myself for a demoreel. Bastian, why don't you do what you dream?

Indian Summer

I was eating a sandwich earlier and I was also watching Law and Order. I used to like LO way gooder before the season 6, known as "The Burning". I've been working on my demoreel these past 4 days nonstop. I think I've got a lot to show for it too. In other news, the movie that did the best at the Box Office this year was Kangaroo Jack 3: The Hunger. What a stupid movie that was, right? An animal that acts like a person? That's the most ridiculous thing ever. However, I do like that one cartoon called "The Wuzzles". It was pretty funny. Gummy Berry, Gummy Berry Juice. We can bounce and we can make our juice.

This blog puts the "You" back in Impr-you-ment

It seems to me that since I have stopped "working" at my last job, my bloxxing has gone down the proverbial Chili's. Anyway, the reel is looking good. I want to post stuff about the FEAR demo, but don't want to spoil it for those who haven't seen it yet, namely Kelly. In other news BTILC is such a sweetbees movie. I was going to watch it the other day, but instead I watched My Fair Lady, yet another Sweetbees cubed movie. I got a piece of hard dried cheese stuck under my thumbnail and it made me bleed. Well, back to ROTK on my demoreel. Piece.

Super cubed to the Sweetbees MAX POWER!

I'm working on my demoreel right now, which is quite different that what I've been doing the past 9 weeks around this time. Usually I'm playing Mad Shark, Shore Acres, President Bush Shootout, Bowman, Curve Ball, Shroomz or any number of a gazillion flash games. Then I usually start talking to the Dr. No, not that Dr. Dr. Yuri. My reel is looking pretty sweetbees maximum to the cubed firepower! I would like a job though, preferrably where I build levels for videogames or animate characters for videogames. That's what I'm shooting for. Actually I shoot lots of stuff. Muggles, Harry Potters, Mushbloods, Fizzlebeefs and the like.

I finished watching the FEAR footage

I would like to report that I conquered my fears. I won't ruin the surprise though. Anyway, I'm still out of a job, but thats ok because it's Sunday. I'm getting ready to unleash my portfolio upon the animation world and get the job because such a good guy. We'll all float on.

So, I'm back out of work. La di freakin' da. But once again, I have an good amount of time to work on my award-winning portfolio. Anyway, computer are super cool. So am I.

Last post from my current job

Well, it looks like it's come down to this, again. I've been let go. Actually, my job has been absorbed by someone else that works here. So, so long current job. At least this way, I'll have tons of time to finish my demoreel and get an animation job. (I hope). Temping sucks.

Getting Spyware...again

I thought that I was rid of the spyware, but it returns to me in much the same way a Purchase Order will return to me if sent off without the appropriate licensing agreement. Or in the same way a heart, if transplanted into another host body, will attempt to return itself to the former host body's husband. My parents are leaving today from where I live. I'm sad because I can't see them off at the airport. So, I hope they get home safely. Once again I will continue to work on my demoreel until it is completed. Then I have another project that I'm working on. I think it will definately come to fruition also. I'm tired, but not hungry.

So far, no more corporate stooges

It looks like they might have left for the day. But I sense they will be back tomorrow to make more "adjustments" or "training" or "firing people who don't work hard". This is all well and good and everything, and I sense my job is yet secure, but what I really want to know is, why do musicians license their music for commercials? The culprit, no, the traitor is Lenny Kravitz. I haven't always been a fan, but I introduced Kravitz, or "The Krav" to my older brother many years ago. But lately, I've been seeing him constantly in the one organization that drives me bonkers more than any other with exceptions of course, The Gap. And then there is that idiotic Sarah Jessica Parker on there too. What in the crapface is she doing on a Gap commercial? It's not her looks, that's for sure.

Anyway, the moral of the story is that commercials suck. Here's another example: MacDopnalds (not a typo) features some stupid twenty-somethings talking about their "New Chicken Selects". There is no piece of chicken in the world that would make me want to stand next to a copy machine and say "Put down my Chicken Selects". What is a "Chicken Select" in the first place? Does that mean that the chicken got to select what it wanted to eat before they skinned it alive and boiled it preservatives? MacDopnalds, I'm not lovin' it.

I am lovin' that their commercials and their market share is going down though. But no matter how many stupid twenty-something yahoos they stick on the front lines of their war against all good food, they are still a drying up restuarant and I think that all major sports can survive without their sponsorship. Especially the Olympics. And they aren't proud sponsors either. Well, they might be, because that means that more people are going to buy Happy Meals so they can gaze longingly at their new Paul Hammface poseable doll or their new whoever those girls were that won the beach volleyball with the barely-there outfits. I just want to say, nobody cares about the olympics as much as NBC wants people to think everyone cares about the Olympics. Not everyone will agree with me on this one. But the people that do, are right.

I'm always worried whenever the corporate stooges show up

Yes, they are back. The last time they showed up, I lost my job. The only good thing this time around is that I think I have more of a position here instead of random office helper monkey loser. It still makes me nervous though. Why can't the corporate people just leave us worker bees alone! Here's why: shareholders. Shareholders are what makes products from this country suck. Companies have to play up to shareholders and investors instead of doing good business. Why? Because shareholders are whiney b*tches who want money money money. Why does Disney suck? Shareholders. (And Eiser). Why does EA suck? Shareholders. Why does Jared Fogle suck? Well, many reasons, but I'm sure shareholders is in there. And now, I feel like my job is up in the air, because these corporate leeches are here to "fine tune" and "restructure" and "fire people who don't work hard". Dang it sucks to be a temp.

Since everyone else is doing it...

Pa: Harrison Ford
Ma: Michelle Pfeiffer

Older Brother: Vin Diesel
Brother's Wife: Charlize Theron

Me: Zach Braff
Wife: Cate Blanchett
Twins: Mark Wahlberg and Bruce Willis

Younger Sister: Liv Tyler
Sister's Husband: Jack Black

Youngest Sister: Miranda Otto or David Duchovney

Freaking Hiijacking losers

Yesterday around 5:00, I was merrily working on my demoreel, when I noticed a small window appear and disappear in the top left corner of my screen. It was only visable for a few seconds, but it looked like the window you get when you copy something to another location, it was the status bar window. Anyway, red flags immediatly shot up, but not before my computer was brought down to the ground with about 6 parasitic malicious spyware apps running concurrently. I killed those processes and ran Adaware. 487 new pieces since yesterday. And none of them were tracking cookies. Here's the thing. I wasn't doing anything on the web. I don't know where that crap came from. Well, come to think of it, I clicked on a link in an email. So, that's never smart and I shouldn't have done it either. Dangit. I hate farking spyware!

In other news, here's some Harry Potter predications for today:

Harry Potter will not win the war
Voldemort will be killed, but a successor will arise quickly from the ashes of the Ministry
Harry Potter is too popular

I'm really tired, but I had some more waffles from work again, and it was great. Waffles make the day go faster.

Good movies vs. Bad movies

Good movies are good because they evoke an emotional response from the viewer. In the case of FF vs. Smeagol, Smeagol claims that it is a bad movie. Well, that is just not true. Everyone knows that FF is a good movie no matter what Smeagol the Betrayer says.

In other news, I still have Gmail and have received 3 seperate invites from people on the internet. So, what does this mean to you? Well, nothing really. In other news, the monkeys have continued to lay siege to that sudanese city, breaking their kitchen utensils and opening their fridgerators.

I'm at work right now, and I'm trying to draw a futuristic pistol for the purpose of modeling said pistol. This very morning, MTS had a big waffle bar. I had a waffle with blueberries, cherries and reddi-whip on it. After I used the reddi-whip, I inhaled all the nitrous out of it and became as high as a lucy in the sky with diamonds for about 4 seconds.

The updated Funess Index

After listening to and hearing many pleas from the plebians, I have decided to make some addendums to the funess index:

347-Clemy

That is all.

I'm going to turn my blog into a money-mongering machina

I will do this by way of banner ads and popups and spyware. Spyware is everywhere, but particularly comes from Blogger. So, if you have spyware on your computer, it is without a doubt, from Blogger and you need to turn off your computer, unplug in the internet, turn the monitor back on, start up windows in safe mode and remove the spyware and never use the internet ever again.

I thought GMail would make me really popular and not tired and cool like Gooey Lawrence. But so far, I'm only 2 out of those things. It didn't grant me 3 wishes either. So, perhaps, it's not as cool as I thought it was, but let me check just to be sure. Yeah, it's still really cool. Have you seen all the colors of pages in the phone books? What's next, the blue pages?

My incredible artwork

You can check out my newest artwork here, and here. I'm a totally good artist.

I would just like to say that because I now have Gmail...

I am better than everyone else. Well, everyone that is still Rippin' and Dippin'. Having Gmail, I feel more empowered to amass tremendous amounts of email. Today is a fine day for science.