I'm going to turn my blog into a money-mongering machina

I will do this by way of banner ads and popups and spyware. Spyware is everywhere, but particularly comes from Blogger. So, if you have spyware on your computer, it is without a doubt, from Blogger and you need to turn off your computer, unplug in the internet, turn the monitor back on, start up windows in safe mode and remove the spyware and never use the internet ever again.

I thought GMail would make me really popular and not tired and cool like Gooey Lawrence. But so far, I'm only 2 out of those things. It didn't grant me 3 wishes either. So, perhaps, it's not as cool as I thought it was, but let me check just to be sure. Yeah, it's still really cool. Have you seen all the colors of pages in the phone books? What's next, the blue pages?