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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

The Re-Glorious return to Blogging

Sweetbees! I have so much to blalk about that I can't even contain it. It's coming out of my nose right this very second! In other news, I worked today for the first time in 5 weeks. Was it a fun job? No. Was it a good job? No. Was it a job? Yes. And for that, I'm thankful.

Here's something that is stupid on TV. Stuff that is "baked right in". Doesn't that just mean that's it part of the ingriedients? For instance, "With Flour and Oil baked right into the Crust! Gather 'round the good stuff kids go for and lose the spoon!" I don't know who corporate stooges are selling their dumb-downed pretentious food to these days, but I'm not buying. You shouldn't either. Support your local dining establishments.

Speaking of dining, everyone knows by now that I worked at a food chain known as Outback some time ago, but did you know that after eating there several times since, I've come to believe that it tastes the same as Chili's and Applebacks? Well, I think it does. Except that devilious cinnamon oblivion. What an evil deliciousness.

I have a friend who's name shall remain nameless other than Cobbler.

7 Comments:

Blogger Tyler said...

Who is this Cobbler?! America wants to know!!

What is your job? Is it comparing the food at serial restaurants?

Outback has better steaks in my opinion.

October 20, 2004 at 9:37 AM

 
Blogger Jules said...

I want to gather round the good steak.

October 20, 2004 at 9:30 PM

 
Blogger Tyler said...

HAHA

Crazy ol'Smeagol. Always good for a laugh

October 20, 2004 at 10:58 PM

 
Blogger Tyler said...

I will re-state the question. What is blue and quacks?

October 21, 2004 at 7:48 PM

 
Blogger The Reimbursor said...

Bread baked right into the crust!

October 22, 2004 at 12:37 PM

 
Blogger The Reimbursor said...

Layer upon layer of fake cheese and pre-made frozen crust. It's Pizza Hut's new P'layer!

October 22, 2004 at 12:38 PM

 
Blogger Jules said...

Gather round the fake stuff!

October 22, 2004 at 9:41 PM

 

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